Actually, it might be like VersionTracker

Jon Shea July 10th, 2008

\"Hold the button for as long as you can.\"

If you’re thinking in terms of a couple hundred dollars, your app probably isn’t even going to get listed in the App Store. The App Store isn’t going to be like VersionTracker or MacUpdate, where every piece of junk gets listed as it’s submitted.

-John Gruber, Friday, 27 June 2008

What. The. Fuck? http://xrl.us/kkkdy Productivity?

-John Gruber, Thursday, 10 July 2008

  • http://tewha.net Steven Fisher

    I hope someone cheated to get those times into the screenshot.

  • http://penguinsounds.org Taybin

    If you go to the developer’s webpage, he has family members listed as product management. He’s probably 12 years old. Give him a break.

    I’m glad Apple isn’t going to be filtering out the apps. And I can’t wait to post my hold-the-button high score!

  • clvrmnky

    I’m getting an impatience headache just looking at this.

  • god.DLL

    Wow. That’s rich. I can write me some malware for your iPhone, and they don’t even check.

  • http://blog.magnetk.com Jon Shea

    Taybin, I agree. VersionTracker is fine by me. The ITunes Store podcast listing is like VersionTracker, and I still find the good podcasts. The Apple.com Downloads page is like VersionTracker, and it’s still pretty good.

    Actually, the Apple.com Downloads page is considerably less noisy than VersionTracker because you don’t get recycled to the top for arbitrarily small version bumps. It’s probably a much better analogy for the ITunes App store than VersionTracker is.

  • http://cameron.io Cameron

    Taybin: Even if he’s a kid learning iPhone development, he shouldn’t be able to publish his useless Cocoa experiments. Almost the same functionality is available by pressing “Start” in the stopwatch tab in the Clock application.

    TripLog/1040 has a hideous interface, but at least it does something useful.

  • http://blackholelogic.com Kit Plummer

    I love how it is categorized under “Productivity”. Effin’ awesome. Take that Apple!

  • Matthew

    Stress balls, rubix cubes and Newton’s Cradle have all found their way into offices. They may be on to something with this creation!

    This is not malware, spyware or malicious. It does nothing to infringe the terms and conditions. There is no reason not to publish it.

  • Aron

    It’s the killer app that has finally pushed me to get an iPhone!

    Hee. I for one think the world, and the App Store, is a better place for having this.

  • Mic Edwards

    The developer paid $99 to enrol and released this?

  • http://drewthaler.blogspot.com/ Drew Thaler

    I think the people complaining are not parents.

    You don’t use it yourself to gain productivity. Let your young children have a crack at it, though, and your productivity will soar as they leave you alone… at least temporarily. :-)

  • Derek Pearcy

    Come on, the reason this is there is the same reason that nearly 10% of the apps (and a healthy number of flashlights and to-do lists) are public-domain books posted as individual applications: Apple wants to be able to say that 500 applications were available at the store’s launch.

    Great, you hit your number. Now as the number grows, Apple needs to show how they’re going to start weeding the crap apps off so that we don’t have to scroll past them every time we peruse a category list.

    In any case, I only wish the author was charging for it. I’m curious how many more or fewer people would try it out for $1 than would try it out for free.

  • Nate

    I’m confused — why should Apple filter out the crap? Should they only allow good music in the music store?

    What we need (and what will certainly appear) are lots of external to let us know where the gems are. As the App Store grows, browsing through for the best is going to become untenable anyway. Apps like this one will sink without ripples, buried on page 38 of 67.

  • http://none Todd

    Next to “Highest time”, it reads 95 seconds…..

  • Tom von S.

    For more fun, check out CowToss (http://tinyurl.com/5bz2nn) and also be sure to check out other software by that publisher…

  • http://www.suplido.com/joel Joel

    @Todd good eye.

    So that means we’re just seeing 2 minutes 45 seconds. Easy to beat. Still easy to be productive. :)

  • MH

    Perhaps it’s meant as a tool for meditation.

  • http://www.outpostapp.com/ David Kaneda

    I actually think the developer program should be open like Version Tracker, but there should undoubtedly be a far more developed method of sorting and filtering apps. In the iTunes store (desktop version), for example, there is “What’s New,” “What’s Hot,” etc., then some lists of thumbnails/names with pagination — no descriptions, ratings easily viewable, etc.

    In contrast, the Apple site’s “Downloads” section (http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/) provides much more data and sorting options. Why would their website be more robust than the desktop app?

  • http://three65.wordpress.com Todd is smart

    …it says 95 seconds, clearly this isn’t even worth discussing

  • http://point.davidglasser.net/ dave glasser

    Geez, way to crap all over some parents and their kids (according to their website) trying to do something fun together.

  • Yerameyahu

    That’s 2min, 45sec, 95hundredths, ‘Todd is smart’.

  • http://thebrainwavefiles.blogspot.com/2009/09/finding-your-brainwaves-to-meditatite.html Lonnie Sipos

    Great post! I actually am getting heavily into this matter. Do you happen to know where I could find any connected forums? Thanks :)

  • http://www.downloads43.com Bertilde

    hmmm. Downloading now.

  • http://zizini.org/bookmarks.php/Scot527 Flashmob

    you just found a new daily reader

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